100% Cotton American Apparel - Classic Girl
2x1 Rib Boy Beater Tank |
When did the term “Wife Beater” turn into a tag line used to sell clothing? Did department stores have such severe writer’s block when putting together a catalog one day that they had to turn to the stereotype of a physically abusive husband who drinks beer all day and wears this particular type of clothing because they were afraid we wouldn’t get what they were trying to sell? To set the record straight, Colby Logan apparel doesn’t support the stereotype, behavior or the assumption that it is cool to be such a person. We do, however, support the purchase of a sexy black tank top that is ribbed and fits like a glove. You’ll look great and feel even better wearing this new version of an old classic that we would like to rename “The Concert Tank Top”. Re-live the show and let the lyrics ring in your heart every time you wear it.
Price - $25
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50/50 Cotton/Poly - HYP Daytona Heather Ringer Tee |
In these all too unsteady times full of world conflict, economic uncertainty and roller coaster gas prices, this cotton/poly blend t-shirt doesn’t just hug your body…it hugs your soul. With it’s snug red on red guitar player logo you can walk away from a Colby Logan show knowing that each and every day he’s right there sitting on your chest ready and waiting to give you a squeeze or sing your sorrows away. Okay, no, that doesn’t sound right does it? Okay, when you pull this shirt over your head it’s like pulling down your very own….no…darn it! This is hard!
Price - $25
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100% Cotton Apples & Oranges Christopher Mesh Inset Tee |
That’s not just the smile of a sugar high on little Peter’s face…oh no. This peppy youth is proud to be sporting the newest in the Colby Logan apparel line, the youth jersey. Yes, with this comfy cotton T-shirt Peter has the ultimate duality of a cool guitar player on the front with the sporty numbers and name of a third-string string baller on the back. Our Peter is safe on the playground these days because the skaters and jocks alike think this shirt is a hip way to say “I love Colby’s music, and by golly, I’m not shy about it”. Now, who's up for a game of tetherball?
Price - $25
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100% Cotton American Apparel - Standard American
Fine Jersey Short Sleeve T |
Whether you're hunting lions on an African safari or just lounging with friends around a late night fire, this earthy olive green T-shirt wraps it’s wearer in a breathable 100% cotton with a quote on the back that let’s everyone know that deep inside beats the heart of an artist… or the heart of a friend of an artist...or the heart of a close relative of this particular artist…or well, you got drunk at a bar one night and somebody talked you into buying this band shirt. Anyway, it’s a pretty cool shirt.
Price - $25
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100% Cotton Hanes Beefy T |
Navy...a color worn by the UK's Royal Navy since 1748 and subsequently adopted by other navies around the world. And Orange...the name of a Texas city and deep water port used to accomodate large navy ships and ship building during World War I. Coincidence that the two colors don this masterpiece of band swag with so much significance...I think not.
Actually, I don't know if any of that is true. I was just trying to impress you with my knowledge of useless facts. It's stupid, really...
I did once own another band tshirt that mixed orange and navy together...I think it was a Galactic shirt...back when they still had the "House Man". And hey...it's 100% cotton. The fabric of our lives as Aaron Neville used to sing to us. That always used to bring a tear to my eye.
Price - $25
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These days it seems that most Americans spend more time with their co-workers than their own families. We slave away in our cubicles working for "the man" whilst developing a condition called carpal tunnel syndrome from using a mouse for too long...what?!? Well, I say that if you are going to waste away in a cramped office on the 33rd floor of an office building that they are going to tear down and immediately rebuild, you might as well find a little inspiration in your day every time you look down at your plastic pet that guides you through cyber space. These standard size mouse pads are constructed of the highest quality neoprene and are silk-screened with a little message of love from the artist that is always thinking of your miserable condition. So, come on...throw away that piece-o-crap mouse pad that Dell sent you that only reminds you of when got free shipping on a brand new $5000 PC that is now riddled of viruses and spy-ware. They make great stocking stuffers and are sure to be the big hit of the office this holiday season.
Price - $5
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Ahhh...Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. That brown, hoppy brew has not only counseled me through some tough relationships in my life...it has given me a hang over so rough that I forget about it all together. But whether in-love or out-of-love, there is no way I'm drinkin one of these babies warm. Just as I always aim to keep my music fresh...I aim to keep your brew fresh and cool...how about cooler than cool...(cue Outkast)...ice cold! Colby understands that concept with his latest offering of designer, collapsible koozies. This must-have piece of swag is made from a high-tech material that keeps the brew at freezer temp while letting the world know what artist is spinning in the soundtrack of your life.
Price - $5
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I like to think of this sticker as an icon. Friends...gaze upon the icon that will define the next generation of college graduates turned umemployed.
Let's try a different approach.
An icon is more than just a picture on a computer screen that represents a specific file, directory, windown, option, or program...its a way of life. This is going nowhere fast. It's a sticker, its only $3. Remember the DMB dancing nancy...this is the CAL lounging crooner. Now that I have completely confused everyone born before 1970 I would hope that the car in the picture that we found already donning the lounging crooner will bring this description full circle. Is that an Olds Delta 88...4 door I presume...must be an old hippie.
Price - $3
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